Monday, April 13, 2015

Where's My Birthday Gift? by Marianne Stephens's my birthday...and I'm looking for gifts! At my (ahem) old age, I want a, two men. Is that so hard to get? I bet my husband would help with this. (I'll take the teddy bear if the guy comes with it!)

No? You don't think so?

But...I want a man to cook and another to clean. You know, do the stuff  I've been doing for SO long that I want to take an extended break from the household stuff! While my husband will barbecue, that's about it for him. I need a 7-day, 3 meals a day cook. Who'll also do the food shopping.

Wouldn't that be heavenly?

And, the cleaning. If I never scrub another toilet bowl I'll be blissful! Again, my husband can run the vacuum (never does a great job), but he'll leave the rest for me to do. And, I'm tired of it! I need a 7-day a week house cleaner...willing to move furniture and scrub those floors. As well as do laundry.

My husband can handle my other needs just fine. Don't want another man (even if he is younger) for personal stuff. Let's face would take SO LONG to train another man and I don't want to spend time doing that again!

So, for my birthday:
one man to cook and whatever goes along with food
one man to clean everywhere in the house...and one who does windows.

In the Naughty Literati's first anthology, Naughty List, the heroine want a MAN for Christmas...but she orders a man doll to use for sexual pleasure. Her interest in her doll shifts to the real man who delivers the doll...and you can read our anthology - and my story - to find out who she picks as her Christmas gift!

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  1. Happy Birthday! I would love a man to do all that for e as well. The story sounds like a fun read.
    debby236 at gmail dot com

  2. Happy Birthday!! I just think every woman should have two husbands. I would like two paychecks but also like you said... two men around the house!

  3. Happy Birthday! And yes I agree we could all do with an extra man or two, one to look after the house chores and the other to earn money to keep you in luxury you deserve!!! Have a great day.

  4. Interesting post. Have a good birthday and best wishes on your new release.

  5. My husband cooks and cleans. Won't do laundry but that's okay. I don't want my laundry to be pink anyway!

    Happy Birthday!

  6. I know a "house husband" who complains that he needs a husband to keep up with all the work!
    Happy Birthday, Marianne!

  7. Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a great day!!
    Ashley Applebee

  8. Thanks to all who left a comment on my birthday blog!
    Winner of $15 Amazon GC is Debby!