Monday, April 13, 2015
Where's My Birthday Gift? by Marianne Stephens
No? You don't think so?
But...I want a man to cook and another to clean. You know, do the stuff I've been doing for SO long that I want to take an extended break from the household stuff! While my husband will barbecue, that's about it for him. I need a 7-day, 3 meals a day cook. Who'll also do the food shopping.
Wouldn't that be heavenly?
My husband can handle my other needs just fine. Don't want another man (even if he is younger) for personal stuff. Let's face it...it would take SO LONG to train another man and I don't want to spend time doing that again!
So, for my birthday:
one man to cook and whatever goes along with food
one man to clean everywhere in the house...and one who does windows.
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